Tonto Kowalski

Tonto Kowalski was a man who appeared in Episode 5.

Character Summary
Tonto is a buisnessman who gets on a flight.

He is seated next to a gourgeous woman names Jean. Jean is reading a book called Sexual Activi-Activities and...Statistics.

The two exchanged greetings and he tells her what an intresting book that was. She reads some statistics revealing that: Tonto agrees with Jean that that was intresting. She introduces herself, and he introduces himself as Tonto Kowalski, leaving Jean to believe that his penis is both long and wide.
 * American Indians have the longest penises in the world.
 * Polish men have the largest diameter of a penis in the world.
 * Japanese men have the smallest in the world. (implied)

Trivia

 * It is unsure if Tonto Kowalski is his real name. It could've been a way to impress Jean.
 * Of course his name isn't really Tonto Kowalski ... that's the friggin joke! Jeeze!